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2007 still seems like a "future year"

Report: 4600019 Status: Pending Final Rejection/Appeal Re-Animation Probability: 07% Date: 10.20.2107 Center for Ancestral Population Proliferation Dear Mr. Pamer Sr. III, Regarding your recent application (CAPP form #4090) for ancestral re-animation we have determined that your target for re-animation is not eligible for resurrection. As you may know, the gains made in genetic manipulation and re-animation have put considerable stress on the resources allocated for humanoid consumption/utilization. Legislation passed in 2107 now requires CAPP to perform in-depth background checks on all targets submitted for potential re-animation. Included below is a copy of the report and addendum showing criteria which has rendered your target for re-animation ineligible. If you wish to appeal said decision or if you feel that this decision was made in error you may do so by submitting CAPP form #4099 and remit payment of $15,000. *note – as of 7.4-2107 United States Currency...

John Denver Omelette

There are a multitude of manners in which our dynamic and multifaceted lives can be categorized and dissected, with different influences, influences along with people and places demarcating eras and the characteristics that mean different things in our memory. One way I can divide my own life is "pre-Denver" and "post-Denver." January 26th, 2003 was a Sunday. It was the day after it became clear that my first real, and long term relationship was finally over. After a long period of bullshit and lies, my girlfriend at the time finally put the finishing touches on a long drawn out 'dumping.' Don't get me wrong, I was no perfect partner during this time and looking back, learned a lot of sorely needed lessons. We had purchased a house together that we were living in while I tried to grow my young contracting business, and as such, was working long hours while she went to graduate school. It soon became clear that I needed to find a new place to live. Fool...